Too many adults flashing their pumpkins and gourds last Halloween? This year check out these G-rated activities instead.

GHOSTS
Don’t be frightened by ghosts of holidays past, find new spooks at the Safe Streets Halloween Haunted House, this Friday (Gibson-Bethel Community Center, 5800 Southwest 66th Street, South Miami; 305-668-7232). The celebration continues Saturday when The Shops at Sunset Place (5701 Sunset Drive, South Miami) hand out candy, 3-6 p.m.

GROWLS
It’s a doggone family affair at the Kids & Dogs Halloween bash, Saturday, 2-6 p.m. Outfit Fido and the kiddos for costume contests, boo-gie down to the DJ, and trick-or-treat until your jack-o’-lantern runneth over (CocoWalk, 3015 Grand Avenue, Coconut Grove; 305-444-0777 ext. 14).

GOODIES
Goodie No. 1: They’ve got candy, scary storytelling, a scavenger hunt, and two haunted houses at this year’s Halloween on the Mile, Saturday, 3-6 p.m. Goodie No. 2: It’s free (Miracle Mile between Douglas Road and Le Jeune Road; 305-569-0311).

GOLF
Get into the swing of things at MiMoWeen and the Upper Eastside Garden’s putt-putt party (7244 Biscayne Boulevard; 305-984-3231), Saturday, noon-6 p.m.

As always, parental guidance is suggested.

ROLL
Into a Pumpkin Party
What: Characters, bounce house, face painting, crafts, costumes, and treats for tots up to 5 years.
Why: Put the wee in Halloween.
When: Fri., 10 a.m.-noon.
Where: Gym Kidz, 2038 NE 155th St., North Miami Beach (305-944-4277); Gym Kidz at The Coral Gables Youth Center, 405 University Dr., Coral Gables (305-460-5600).

PULL UP
To the Dive-In Theater
What: Catch a screening of the movie The Addams Family, poolside.
Why: Suit up, slide in, soak it up.
When: Fri., 7:45 p.m.
Where: Miami Shores Aquatic Center, 10200 Biscayne Blvd., Miami Shores (305-795-2241).

ENROLL
In Free Childbirth Classes
What: Six classes that cover stages of labor, nutrition, breastfeeding, complications, and breathing techniques.
Why: Reap the fruits of your labor.
When: Starts Nov. 3. Thurs., 7-9 p.m.
Where: Miami Maternity Center, 140 NE 119th St. (305-754-2229).

Photo: Getty Images

You couldn’t fathom scrimping on a crib and just had to have the best bedding.

By the time you got to the walls, you were all out of rations.

If your nursery is in need of affordable art, check out The Doodle Store’s selection of creative canvases. Local graphic designers (and parents) David and Kelly Robinson’s online shop offers bold prints at prices that won’t break the bank (or what’s left of it).

Styles range from flowers to farm animals; there are bugs, boats, teacups, and toy cars to match any decor. Plus, each six-inch-by-six-inch canvas is only $20, so you can afford a complete series.

And that’s something very near and dear to your art.

The Doodle Store (404-343-1372 or thedoodlestore.com). DailyCandy Kids subscribers get 25 percent off with code dailycandy at checkout; valid through February 1.

BARK
Howl-o-Ween Fall Festival
What: Radio Disney, doggie and kiddie costume contests, trick-or-treating, and more.
Why: It’s a pup party.
When: Sat., 1-6 p.m.
Where: Central Park, Atlantic Station, 245 18th St., Midtown (404-876-2616).

HOWL
Scream on the Green
What: An outdoor, costumed, and candy-filled screening of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.
Why: Some things are spookier under the stars.
When: Sat., movie starts at 6:30 p.m.
Where: Centennial Olympic Park, 265 Park Ave., Downtown (404-222-7275).

SCRATCH
The 101 Dalmatians Musical
What: A pile of real pups brings the show to life.
Why: The perfect dog day afternoon.
When: Wed.-Sat., 8 p.m.; Thurs., 1 p.m.; Sat., 2 p.m.; Sun., 1:30 & 6:30 p.m.
Where: Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre, 2800 Cobb Galleria Pkwy., Northwest Atlanta (770-916-2800).

Photo: Courtesy of The Doodle Store

Discussing the birds and the bees with your kids is a nightmare. But it’s even worse when your own urges vanish. It’s a tough (and hardly talked-about) topic. We turned to sexologist and sexuality educator Logan Levkoff for some answers.

How do you deal when you get the six-week “go ahead” after giving birth but you’re not ready to give the green light?
“Go ahead” simply means that physically you can have sex. But your partner won’t (and can’t) hear it that way. Granted, it’s not his fault. He has no idea what it feels like to have a multipound entity emerge out of his penis. So it’s our job to school them.

Class is in session. Opening remarks?
Most of us want nothing to do with sex until long after six weeks. We’re exhausted, we may still be spotting, and we’re most likely terrified of the potential pain. Let him know where your anxiety comes from and come up with solutions together. Don’t have uncomfortable, partner-pacifying sex.

Let’s talk tatas. I feel like my partner and my baby are in a battle for my boobs.
Whether he likes it or not, if you choose to breastfeed, he loses. Breastfeeding can confuse some men — they begin to think that they aren’t “needed” by us or the kids. But they should think of this as an opportunity to experiment. While one erogenous zone may be off limits, there’s plenty of uncharted territory to explore. (Just remind him that going right for the groin isn’t a turn-on.)

After delivering a baby, sex “feels” different, right?
Having a baby is physically traumatic. If you’re anxious and you tense up, sex is going to suck. You won’t be well lubricated, you won’t be emotionally into it, and your partner will probably sense your hesitation.

Stellar. What can we do to improve between-the-sheets action?
Doctors recommend Kegel exercises. Using lubricant during sex is essential. And a little erotica to get you in the mood doesn’t hurt either.

But sometimes all you want to do after the kids go to bed is put on pajamas and watch Top Chef.
I understand the need to tune out the rest of the world, but that can last only for so long. Sometimes doing it first on your own makes it easier to tackle with someone else.

Wait, you don’t mean … ?
Yes. It gives you an opportunity to remember what pleasure feels like without the pressure of having another person there. After a while, you’ll realize that pleasure is possible again and that you want to experience it with your partner.

Then let nature take its course.

Dreading the sex talk with your kids? Order a copy of Third Base Ain’t What It Used to Be: What Your Kids Are Learning About Sex Today online at amazon.com or by e-mailing logan@loganlevkoff.com.

20% off Tiny Prints and Free Address Labels
Halloween costume, check. Thanksgiving plans, check. Holiday cards, uh-oh. No big deal with Tiny Prints. Get 20% off orders over $99 — and a free set of address labels. Enter DCKIDS09 at checkout; valid thru Oct. 29.

Little Bean Shop Launches
The new web outpost of Christine Visneau’s (Baby Bean Vintage and Small Magazine) Dallas shop is an impeccably edited collection of Clover New York and Mini Rotation, plus Visneau’s online design exclusives.

Yo Gabba Gabba! Music Is Awesome!
The first soundtrack from the hit kids’ show features fresh tracks from The Shins, Of Montreal, The Roots, and Biz Markie. If your family isn’t addicted to the show yet, give these songs a whirl. You will be.

Photos: Christopher Watson / Flickr; Courtesy of Tiny Prints; Courtesy of Little Bean; Courtesy of Filter US Recordings

Nookie, PDA, and canoodling? That’s just crazy talk. Try Nuk, PTA, and can-you-make-me-some-noodles-mom?

Sounds like someone should check out the steamy Hotel Victor packages created just for DailyCandy Kids readers.

The standard getaway includes a room with a jacuzzi for two, massages at Spa V, champagne in the spa’s cool-down room (think bed + curtains = privacy), and a special dinner menu at Vix (soft-shell crab tempura, seafood hot pot, basted center-cut filet, and peaches ’n’ cream shortcake).

Take it up a notch (ask for the platinum package) with an ocean-view suite and revealing body scrubs during your his and hers rubdowns.

No one to watch the kids? The Day Escape offers four hours of nanny service for two munchkins, body scrubs, massages, champers, and the option of dinner.

Now you’re talking.

Available at Hotel Victor, 1144 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach (305-233-1234 or hotelvictorsouthbeach.com).

Photo: Courtesy of Hotel Victor

MULTITASK
Lunch and Learn
What: A workshop on parenting in stressful times, with an introduction to mindfulness-based stress reduction by guest speaker Valerie York-Zimmerman.
Why: It’s free advice.
When: Thurs., noon-1 p.m.
Where: Informed Families/The Florida Family Partnership, 2490 Coral Way, 2nd flr. (305-856-4886). E-mail adevito@informedfamilies.org to R.S.V.P. and order a $10 box lunch.

SWITCH
From Fast Food Burgers
What: Kids’ menu (mini burgers or an all-beef hot dog) includes fries, drink, and a scoop of ice cream from the old-fashioned sundae bar.
Why: Everything’s homemade and made to order.
When: Sun.-­Thurs., noon-1 a.m.; Fri. & Sat., noon-2 a.m.
Where: Burger & Beer Joint, 1766 Bay Rd., Miami Beach (305-672-3287).

ATTEND
Red Grammer Children’s Halloween Concert
What: The Grammy-nominated singer-songwriter performs an hour of his playful, catchy music, followed by a party.
Why: It’s Grammer time.
When: Sun., 3 p.m.
Where: Frost School of Music, Gusman Concert Hall, 1314 Miller Dr., Coral Gables (305-284-4940).

The fearmongers love Halloween. The 1988 headline: Beware of razor blades in candy bars! In 2009: Excess candy consumption leads to a life of crime!

But what scares you every year is putting together an ensemble that will knock ’em dead.

We asked Where the Wild Things Are costume designer Casey Storm for tips on building a homemade costume box you can use year-round. So you’ll never have to be frightened again.

Get in Character
Don’t limit creativity. If they can imagine a character, it can be part of their repertoire. Begin with the basics — a monster, pirate, princess, scary animal, superhero — to build your costume confidence.

Make It a Family Affair
Boots from your closet work for pirates and superheroes (ditto old tights). Grandma’s fuzzy sweaters make an animal’s furry coat. Grandpa’s outdated specs with popped-out lenses say secret agent, Einstein, or Harry Potter. A vest from a three-piece suit is perfect for a cowboy, cowgirl, or genie. And load up on everyone’s hats. Because hats are cool.

Be Thrifty
Make it a date and hit garage sales with your wee ones for vintage fabrics and jewelry. Things that sparkle turn ordinary items (tees, pants, dresses) into something special.

Stay Close to Home
Old towels and bath sheets can be transformed into capes and cut into strips for armbands and headbands.

And remember, stuffed animals make the best sidekicks.

Where the Wild Things Are opens tomorrow. To find a theater near you, go to fandango.com.

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Get big savings on clothing for lil’ swankies — Lola & James, Kingsley, Little Ella, Okkies, Splendid Littles, and more. Enter code Dckids25; valid thru Oct. 29.

We’ve Got a Case of the Whyzz.com
Kid-friendly explanations to pressing questions, from “Why is grass green?” to “How come I can’t play with my food?” Plus, activities and experiments to reinforce the answers with more than “because I said so.”

Totsy.com Launches
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Photos: Matt Nettheim / Courtesy of Where the Wild Things Are; Courtesy of Lil’ Swanky; Courtesy of Whyzz.com; Courtesy of Totsy.com

A rose by any other name may smell as sweet.

But when it comes to charm, DevonRose is no garden-variety collection.

The line’s simple frocks and playful separates are perfect for piling on. Layer the denim dress, with delightful Japanese animal-print trim, with a scarf and leggings. Keep stems warm in denim leggings with lace ruffles that look sweet for any occasion.

Green sportster pants are tough to beat as a staple for the boys.

And when things heat up, the light fabrics transition nicely into spring.

Making each piece a perennial wardrobe addition.

Available at Little Bean, 5308 Junius Street (214-370-9111 or littlebeanshop.com); online at etsy.com.

FIND
The Perfect Pumpkin
What: Spend a day at the farm — catch a hay ride, feed the animals, and pick a pumpky from the patch.
Why: Squash a Saturday.
When: Thru Nov. 7. Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sun., noon-6 p.m.
Where: Big Orange Pumpkin Farm, 5518 County Rd. 126, Celina (972-382-4995).

SCORE
A Free Meal
What: Kids eat free at Chipotle Mexican Grill with your purchase of a burrito, bowl, taco, or salad.
Why: Taste-test the new kids’ menu.
When: Sun. Hours vary by location.
Where: To find locations, go to chipotle.com.

SHOP
NPPDS Garage Sale
What: Gently used home decor, clothing, and piles of baby gear for a steal.
Why: Twice as nice.
When: Fri., 8 a.m.-2 p.m.
Where: NorthPark Presbyterian Day School, 9555 N. Central Expwy. (214-363-5457).

Your pregnancy is all in your belly. And your hips. And your ankles. With just enough left over to fill an emotional basket case.

Luckily, Women of the World Fitness Program works on the whole pregnant you. Developed by a former Nike master trainer, an ob-gyn (and mom of four), and motivational speaker, the training regimen addresses complete (physical and emotional) prenatal fitness.

Each class begins with an hour of low-impact, low-intensity dance choreography (think belly dancing meets hip-hop meets aerobics), with added elements of yoga and body sculpting. The final 30 minutes are devoted to consultations on nutrition, emotional issues, and relaxation.

Making it as well-rounded as you are.

Interested in signing up? E-mail info@skripstein.com. Classes will be held at Shuichi Take Fitness Club, 3250 Northeast 1st Avenue, suite 504 (305-856-4588); Lady of America, 5361 Sheridan Street, Hollywood (954-966-5239).

Photo: Getty Images

SHOP
Lolliposh Consignment Sale and Bazaar
What: Multiple consignment and children’s shops join for one giant sale event.
Why: For discount upon discount.
When: Sat., 9 a.m.-2 p.m.; half-price sale, Sun., 9 a.m.-noon.
Where: Levin Gymnasium at Soref Jewish Community Center, 6501 W. Sunrise Blvd., Plantation.

DONATE
Halloween Costumes to Underprivileged Children
What: Nonprofit Free Costumes for Kids collects new and gently used costumes for little goblins in need.
Why: All for fun and fun for all.
When: You clean out your closet. Adult fundraiser, Sat., 7 p.m.
Where: Mail costumes to Free Costumes for Kids, 6851 SW 21st Ct., bay 6, Davie. Party, Delux Nightclub, 16 E. Atlantic Ave., Delray Beach.

SING
With the Miami Children’s Chorus
What: Free, fun singing (no experience necessary) for all ages, including popular, folk, and traditional songs.
Why: You’ll be in la-la land.
When: Sat., 11:30 a.m.
Where: Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts, Peacock Foundation Studio, 1300 Biscayne Blvd. (305-949-6722).

They say the oral stage ends before preschool. Try telling that to your paci-addicted 3-year-old.

Why not offer up a Better Bottle instead? The latest from Petaluma-based CamelBak, this mini rendition of the popular adult version has no choking parts and can be used for water, juice, or milk. Durable, dishwasher safe, and entirely BPA and phalate free, the clever design vanquishes all seven of the deadly sippy cup sins (toxic, leak prone, ugly, smelly, fragile, boring, and difficult to clean).

The secret sauce here is in the cap, which is fitted with a button-activated pop-up silicone bite valve. To drink, Kiddo flips open the valve and chomps down lightly while sipping or sucking.

Chew on that.

Available at REI, 840 Brannan Street (415-934-1938 or rei.com). To see styles, go to camelbak.com.

Photo: Courtesy of CamelBak

LISTEN
Lit Crawl at Paxton Gate: Edward Gorey Story Hour
What: A free Litquake storytelling event featuring Edward Gorey shorts and readers Em Gift and Michele Menard.
Why: Book it.
When: Sat., 6-7 p.m.
Where: Paxton Gate’s Curiosities for Kids, 766 Valencia St., b/t 18th & 19th Sts. (415-252-9990).

CELEBRATE
Fiesta on the Hill
What: An annual street fair boasting live music, a dunk tank, and friendly community vibe to benefit the Bernal Heights Neighborhood Center.
Why: You’re taking it to the streets.
When: Sun., 11 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: Cortland Ave., b/t Bennington & Gates Sts.

COOK
Book signing for The Trader Joe’s Companion: a Portable Cookbook
What: Wona Miniati, a local mom behind Cooking with All Things Trader Joe’s, dishes on her new take-to-the-store compendium of busy-mom gourmet recipes.
Why: They’re no flash in the pan.
When: Sat., 4 p.m.
Where: Borders Stonestown, 3251 20th Ave., Stonestown Galleria (415-759-2626).

A Saturday-night sitter. Grass-fed beef.

There are certain things you’re willing to pony up for no matter the cost.

A dress for your tiny dancer hasn’t cracked the top ten.

Cancel your Brazilian; Whitten Grey has launched online. The girls’ line uses organic fabrics to create timeless pieces with schoolgirl charm. This season’s collection includes a gray wool jumper, crisp white blouse with Peter Pan collar, and retro bamboo shift dresses.

And though spending $100 (or more) on a frock may be hard to justify, Project Little Grey Dress makes good use of every dime. With every purchase, Whitten Grey gives a dress to a girl in need. And you get to choose the color of the dress, the country of donation, and craft a brief note for the recipient.

Making it worth its weight in gold.

Available online at whittengrey.com.

Photo: Gretchen Easton Photography / Courtesy of Whitten Grey

25% off Hijkids Apparel
Get a crafty discount on tops, bottoms, and dresses from the likes of Saurette and Pink Chicken — includes all sale apparel items. Enter code SWEET25 at checkout; valid thru Oct. 15.

Read for the Record
Join Jumpstart and raise awareness for early childhood education. Sponsor a copy of The Very Hungry Caterpillar for a child in need and pledge to read with your littles tonight. You’ll help achieve Jumpstart’s goal of reaching one million kids.

MasonGray Furniture from Ducduc Creators
The team behind the modern nursery line launches a traditional collection with silhouettes rooted in the past. From cribs and changing tables to queen beds and armoires — it’s all manufactured in Connecticut, finished by hand, and designed to last.

Photos: Gretchen Easton / Courtesy of Whitten Grey; Courtesy of Hijkids; Courtesy of Jumpstart; Courtesy of MasonGray

Organic fabrics create timeless pieces with schoolgirl charm. And with every purchase Whitten Grey’s Project Little Grey Dress gives a dress to a girl in need.

Get the full story on Whitten Grey.

Arranging child care is like fiddling with one of those rigid fun-with-shapes puzzles.

And your needs most resemble a rhomboid.

Thankfully, Fun Club, a fully licensed child care center, is flexible. All week long (Monday through Thursday) the doors are open from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday nights they keep it rocking until 1 a.m. (Date night, anyone?)

During the day, age-appropriate activities (learning numbers and letters, painting) are organized by certified preschool instructors. Weekend fun includes movies, karaoke, carnivals, yoga, and chess tournaments for kids ages 2 to 12.

Plus, drop-ins are welcome.

For convenience, there’s just no parallelogram.

Fun Club, 6710 Southwest 80th Street, South Miami (305-669-1700 or funclubkids.com).

Photo: Courtesy of Fun Club Child Care Center

FIND
A Potential Babysitter
What: MommyMixer lets parents meet and interview prescreened college students looking for babysitting work.
Why: Don’t get mixed up.
When: Tues., 7-8:30 p.m.
Where: Anthropologie, Village of Merrick Park, 330 San Lorenzo Ave., Coral Gables (305-443-0021).

AHOY
Pirates of the Florida Shore
What: Pirate activities (gallery tour, flag-making) and live Afro-Caribbean music.
Why: It’s not half-mast.
When: Sat., noon-4 p.m.
Where: Historical Museum of Southern Florida, 101 W. Flagler St. (305-375-1492).

JUMP
And Roll and Tumble
What: Open bounce with nothing but cushioned landings.
Why: It’s a hard-knock life.
When: Mon., 4:30-6 p.m.; Tues., 5-6:30 p.m. (ages 10 and under); Wed., 3:30-5 p.m. & 5:30-7 p.m.; Thurs., 5:30-7 p.m. (ages 10 and under); Fri., 10:30 a.m.-noon & 3-4:30 p.m.
Where: Bounce Party Planet, 13550 SW 120th St., ste. 504 (305-234-9898).