You’re the last person anyone ever thought would have a closet full of designer sweats. But pregnancy is a breeding ground for function over form.

We tracked down Amy Tara Koch, style expert and author of the soon-to-be released book Bump It Up, to help solve your most pressing fashion emergencies.

The problem: Round, squat, and close to the ground.
The fix: Visual elongation. Simple fixes like knee-high boots, open cardigans, and long scarves (think Stevie Nicks, not Hermès squares) trick the eye.
Avoid: Shiny fabrics attract light and draw attention to all the wrong places. And don’t even think about horizontal stripes.

The problem: Dry, flaky skin.
The fix: Cleanse your skin with a simple product like Cetaphil (or any oil-based cleanser) and give yourself a hydration boost with a homemade mask of olive oil, sunflower oil, or honey. Fake the glow by applying shimmer to the apples of your cheeks, nose, forehead, and eyelids.
Avoid: Foamy cleansers and soaps. Sodium lauryl sulfate, which creates the bubbly lather and is also found in dishwasher detergent and household cleansers, dries you out.

The problem: Big, bigger, biggest boobs.
The fix: Get a professional bra fitting. Stick with V-necks and scoop necks to reveal a tasteful bit of decolletage. Wrap dresses showcase your bosom without offending.
Avoid: Big patterns. Flowers, paisleys, and polka dots stretched out of shape — over a boob no less — are a fashion fiasco.

The problem: Out of balance.
The fix: Exhibit volume control. Tight on top (fitted white tank), flowy on bottom (boho skirt). Flowy on top (tunic), tight on bottom (maternity jeggings). Look for pieces that drape and skim in jersey and cotton.
Avoid: Excess material adds bulk and weight to your frame.

And the doctor says you’re doing fine in that department already.

For more maternity fashion tips, Bump It Up: Transform Your Pregnancy into the Ultimate Style Statement is available online at amazon.com.

25% off Puj Tubs
No more kneeling on hard tile or bending over backward to wash your newbie in the bath. Just pop the flexible insert into any sink and scrub-a-dub-dub. Enter DailyCandy25 at checkout; thru Mar. 31.

Photos: Vivian Ghazarian / Courtesy of Milly; Courtesy of Puj Tubs

You’ve designated your home a matchy-matchy-free zone. No amount of spit-up or Sesame Street is going to change that.

But the new Rikshaw Design collection just might.

The purveyor of kiddie boho has taken the same hand-printed, Indian cotton voiles used in its exquisite crib bedding and fashioned them into pint-size kurtas, bloomers, sun hats, and baby sacks.

Whipstitch detailing on shirt edges and dainty layered ruffles across bums make block-printed seahorses, paisleys, flowers, and foliage prints irresistible. Still, the pieces look best when paired with contrasting patterns and colors.

Even though they’re cut from the same cloth.

Available online at rikshawdesign.com.

25% off Toobydoo
The NYC-based collection for boys and girls takes an artistic look at spring with dresses, swimsuits, and tees inspired by Escher, van Doesburg, and Mondrian. Discount applies site-wide. Enter code DC25 at checkout; thru Mar. 18.

Photos: Courtesy of Rickshaw Design; Courtesy of Toobydoo

Time to learn the songs and nursery rhymes.

A Tisket, a Tasket
A green and mellow basket of organic supplies (hooded towels, burp cloths, washcloths, Little Twig bath products) is perfect for expectant mothers. Or add wants and needs to a baby shower registry — like Ajo Bebe stroller covers, bibs, and diaper pouches (Viva Verde, 4794 Southwest 72nd Avenue; 305-666-5202).

Polly, Put the Kettle On
You’ll all have organic pregnancy tea (every second Saturday). Sip with other mothers-to-be while discussing the bump, the birth, and the baby concerns (Womb’s View Center for Prenatal and Postpartum Women, 8955 Southwest 87th Court, suite 110, next to Baptist Hospital, Kendall; 305-428-2880).

To Market, to Market
For Berry Patch People soft goods, designed, hand-sewn, and silk-screened in Miami (using 100 percent unbleached organic cotton stuffed with kapok and the greenest inks available). Featuring Tupi the Pineapple, Kokai coconut, and Scarlet Strawberry, the blankets and pillows convey a positive message about eating fresh, real food.

Piece of patty-cake.

ATTEND
Brain Fair 2010
What: A free event presented by the Miller School of Medicine about how the human brain works.
Why: Activities for kids (ages 4-10) like putting together a brain puzzle, building a neuron, making a DNA helix out of candy, and learning about optical illusions.
When: Sat., 10 a.m.-4 p.m.
Where: Miami Science Museum, 3280 S. Miami Ave. (305-646-4200).

LEARN
Beginner’s Conscious Discipline
What: A six-part workshop on Dr. Becky Bailey’s seven powers of self-control and seven basic discipline skills to handle conflict with children.
Why: Never lose consciousness.
When: Thru Apr. 28. Wed., 7-9 p.m.
Where: Historic City Hall, 1130 Washington Ave., 6th flr., Miami Beach. To reserve, call 305-256-0333 or e-mail julie@growwithusmiami.com.

JOIN
Simon Kidgits Club’s Easter Celebration
What: A spring fete featuring breakfast with the big bunny, a children’s fashion show, cookie decorating, and interactive games.
Why: Easter you do it or you don’t.
When: Sat., 11 a.m.-4 p.m.
Where: Miami International Mall, Center Court, 1455 NW 107th Ave., Doral (305-593-1775).

Photo: Courtesy of Berry Patch People

You are getting very, very sleepy.

Unfortunately, the snorting, grunting nursling in the bassinet next to you will have none of it.

Time to move baby to a nook of his own — a Nook Sleep System. The new, ecofriendly collection includes sheets, sleep sacks, pillows, and blankets, but the pièce de résistance is the Pebble crib mattress.

The eye-catching mattress’s natural latex core allows air to flow through for increased breathability while supporting baby without metal springs or plastic. A layer of organic wool helps draw heat away from the little snoozer, and a eucalyptus cover infused with zinc regulates temperature and moisture, all while keeping bacteria, dust mites, and mold at bay.

No need to use sheets or mattress pads, the pebble wrap acts as both, making middle-of-the-night accidents a breeze to clean up (just wipe with a wet or dry towel, depending on the culprit).

We know, it’s beyond your wildest dreams.

Available online at nooksleep.com. Order now for mid-April delivery.

25% off Toobydoo
The NYC-based collection for boys and girls takes an artistic look at spring with dresses, swimsuits, and tees inspired by Escher, van Doesburg, and Mondrian. Discount applies site-wide. Enter code DC25 at checkout; thru Mar. 18.

Photos: Courtesy of Nook Sleep Systems; Courtesy of Toobydoo

Lunch is like a mad tea party: Things begin with fun and riddles, but by the end your picky eater has either dozed off like the dormouse or made you feel like your meal was treacle.

Turn his plate into a wonderland with Lunch Punch’s Match & Munch, a puzzle-shaped sandwich cutter. The easy-to-handle helper was created by an Australian mom who wanted her three sons to enjoy eating healthily.

Just press the mold into a sandwich (it works great with cheese slices, too); there are four components, so you can build one big jigsaw or a few smaller ones. As interlocking pieces are finessed by little hands, some will find their way down the hatch.

A set of animal-shaped cutters is also available, giving critter lovers a reason to come to the table.

Instead of going down the rabbit hole.

Available online at fawnandforest.com. For more information, go to lunchpunch.com.au.

25% off Lisa Jordan Designs
You’ll be charmed by this token of affection for your tiny tot. Boy and girl cutouts come in yellow, white, or rose gold. Wear around your wrist or at your neck. Enter DAILYCANDY at checkout; thru Mar. 31.

Photos: Courtesy of Lunch Punch; Courtesy of Lisa Jordan Designs

Once upon a time there were three bears. One day, a rascal named Goldilocks broke into their home, ate their gruel, and destroyed their personal property.

She also left nasty germs throughout the den.

Too bad the family didn’t have a Mamabears.com Kind Sign on the door. The friendly reminders hook onto strollers, car seats, cribs, diaper bags, and shopping carts, reminding strangers to keep their grimy hands to themselves.

Made of soft, nontoxic silicone, the signs come in pink, orange, and blue, and attach and detach easily.

Making them just right.

Available online at mamabears.com.

CELEBRATE
St. Patrick’s Day Festival
What: The St. Patty’s Day Committee lets everyone be a little greener for a day.
Why: A merry-go-round, face painting, a giant slide, and a rock climbing wall for kids. Plus, Irish food, crafts, and music.
When: Sat., noon-sunset.
Where: Fred B. Hartnett Ponce Circle Park, 2810 Ponce de Leon Blvd., Coral Gables (305-460-5620). Info at 305-949-8400.

HEAR
Mo Willems
What: The author and illustrator of Don’t Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus shares from An Elephant & Piggie Book: I Am Going and two new Cat the Cat books.
Why: Mo is Mo.
When: Sat., 4 p.m.
Where: Books & Books, 265 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables (305-442-4408).

EAT
Chilorio’s Very Mexican
What: The new authentic, fun, family-friendly Mexican restaurant offers mini burritos and quesadillas for kids in two locations.
Why: Practice Spanish with the Mexican newspaper-printed booths.
When: Sun.-Thurs., 10 a.m.-10 p.m.; Fri. & Sat., 10 a.m.-11 p.m.
Where: 130 Miracle Mile, Coral Gables (305-444-5044); 8211 S. Dixie Hwy. (305-669-9898).

Photo: Courtesy of Mamabears.com

You’re working hard to establish healthy eating habits and keep your little lamb from pigging out.

But she’s welcome to have a cow as long as it’s from Moo Kids Chocolate.

Inspired by the natural wonder that is Swiss chocolate, mom Jackie Ekholm set out to create a domestic version she could give to her own kids.

The result: a creamy, organic milk chocolate bar with just the right amount of crunch. Varieties include graham cracker, granola, corn flake, and rice crisp (the last two are made with organic corn and brown rice). No chemicals, hormones, or processed junk to muck things up — just a smooth sweetness that reinforces all the good things you’re teaching at home.

Including how to share.

Available online at deandeluca.com; more information online at moochocolates.com.

25% off Lisa Jordan Designs
You’ll be charmed by this token of affection for your tiny tot. Boy and girl cutouts come in yellow, white, or rose gold. Wear around your wrist or at your neck. Enter DAILYCANDY at checkout; thru Mar. 31.

Photos: Janelle Jones; Courtesy of Lisa Jordan Designs

A struggling playdate in progress at the corner of Been There and Done That. Two boys, ages 4 and 5, appear uninterested in the rattles and plush crowding the playroom. An officer responds.

Officer: Can you confirm the presence of Mighty World action figures, cars, and trucks?

Dispatch: Negative. Looks like they could use the pint-size characters and detailed environments that encourage imaginative play.

O: Entering now with Mighty World’s Complete Emergency Response set with ambulance, motorcycle, and patrol car. Policemen equipped with barriers and cones. Paramedics’ gurney and EMS kit ready for unforeseen injuries.

D: Looks like a construction set is headed that way, too. You may want to prepare the premises for pouring concrete and a skid steer.

O: Sister, age 7, just joined in.

D: Sending backup.

Available online at intlplay.com.

25% off Zulily
Sign up for the new private sale site for moms, babies, and kids and get an additional 25% off your first purchase. Sales this week include Quinny, Under the Nile, and Baby Nay. Enter DAILYCANDYKIDS at checkout; valid thru Mar. 5.

Photos: Courtesy of International Playthings; Courtesy of Zulily

Up to this point, brushing her hair and clipping her nails has been your thing.

Now it’s time for your tinkerbell to learn how good grooming happens in the real world.

Initiate her with a mobile spa party by Lorena Cedeño. Cedeño (who also owns the children’s shop Benini Bug) brings everything you need to indulge ten little Avon ladies in two hours of yogurt facials, nontoxic manis and pedis, hair styling, and minimalist makeup.

Dress-up necessities like tutus, petticoats, and tiaras are provided for souvenir photo ops.

Which will forever remain the domain of the mama-razzi.

Lorena Cedeño (305-662-1755 or prissypixies@gmail.com).

TAKE
Your Tot to Lunch
What: Order off the kids’ menu for the under-5s and they eat free.
Why: Try a triple-decker PB&J, steamed fish with veggies and rice, or chicken fried rice. It’s a banana split for dessert.
When: Mon.-Sat., 11 a.m.-4 p.m.
Where: Acqua, at the Four Seasons Hotel, 1435 Brickell Ave. (305-381-3190).

LAUGH
Baby with the Bathwater
What: Spend date night chuckling at a comedic satire by Christopher Durang covering the pitfalls of parenthood.
Why: Good clean fun.
When: Thurs. & Sat., 6 p.m.; Sun., 2 p.m.
Where: Jerry Herman Ring Theatre, 1312 Miller Dr., Coral Gables (305-284-3355).

ADMIRE
Robbe & Berking’s Crowns of the World
What: The British State crown, the main crown of the Dalai Lama, the crown of the Maharadschas, and other genuine headdresses on display.
Why: The royal treatment, for free.
When: Thurs.-Mar. 14. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.
Where: Aventura Mall, 19501 Biscayne Blvd., Center Court, Aventura (305-935-1110).

Photo: Courtesy of Mobile Spa Parties

There’s no such thing as a free lunch. Just ask the cafeteria worker who got a handful of ABC gum when your kid tried to pay for a sandwich.

They’ll be right on the money with SoYoung Mother lunch and cooler bags. The new helpers created by a Toronto mom can be carried like shoulder or messenger bags; the lunch bag can be worn backpack style or snapped to a stroller.

Made from sturdy laminated linen (just swipe away jelly stains) with insulated, silver-lined interiors (bye-bye warm juice boxes), the bags are printed with simple designs, like a rocket, airplane, giraffe, dandelions, or birds.

And because they replace brown bags, you cut waste — and save a buck in the process.

Ch-ching.

Available online at soyoungmother.com.

25% off Zulily
Sign up for the newest private sale site for moms, babies, and kids and get an additional 25% off your first purchase. Sales this week include WallCandy Arts decals and stylish getups from Flora and Henri. Enter DAILYCANDYKIDS at checkout; valid thru Mar. 5.

Photo: Courtesy of SoYoung Mother; Courtesy of Zulily

Your milk shake used to bring all the boys to the yard. Now your postbaby jiggly bits have the neighborhood running scared every time baby cries for milk.

Reclaim your territory with Milkstars nursing tops, which combine the best of the tees you love (super-soft cotton-rayon, great styles and fit) with the functionality you need.

Hidden underneath each tee is a full-length panel with two cutouts (translation: no muffin-top mishaps, no nursing tank). When it’s time to feed or pump, just lift the top layer, undo your nursing bra, and lactate. Need extra privacy? Use the outer layer to cover baby’s head.

Bright colors (magenta, green, blue) camouflage bra bulge just as well as black. Deep vee and scoop necklines pull the focus back to where it should be.

Your killer four-inch cleavage.

Available online at milkstars.com.

25% off Kidorable
You’ll weather any storm with boots, raincoats, umbrellas, mittens, and hats. Spend $30 site-wide to get 25% off your entire order. Enter code DCAN210 at checkout; thru Apr. 15.

Photos: Courtesy of Milkstars; Courtesy of Kidorable

Sure you would love to design and sew a smocked dress for your little girl on the prairie. Just as soon as you’re done churning the artisan goat butter in the garage.

Certain old-fashioned skills are beyond your ken. But for Lorena Lopez, having a daughter brought back memories of the hand-sewn, hand-detailed dresses she wore growing up in Ecuador, so she got to work.

After eight years of designing frocks to sell in local boutiques, Lopez has finally opened a namesake shop stocked with her limited-edition collections of silk, linen, and cotton dresses alongside hard-to-find gems like leather Mary Janes from Spain.

Helping you pioneer a whole new style.

Lolo’s, 900 South Miami Avenue, suite 181, Mary Brickell Village (305-967-8434 or loloschildrenwear.com).

SEE
Cavalia
What: The magical equestrian show by a Cirque du Soleil founder has been extended, and DailyCandy Kids readers get a discount.
Why: Get 30 percent off all tix (except Horse Lover and Sat., 8 p.m.).
When: Thru Feb. 28.
Where: Bicentennial Park, 1075 Biscayne Blvd. Tickets at 866-999-8111 or visit the box office with promotion code “Cavalia Kids.”

SCORE
25 Percent Off Tickets to Fun and Fit as a Family
What: Sustainable garden tours; healthy snacks; and famous chefs teaching, cooking, and signing books.
Why: Kids learn by example.
When: Sat. & Sun., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: Jungle Island, 1111 Parrot Jungle Trl. Enter code FUNFIT10 at imgtickets.com or call 877-762-3933 by Fri.

HEAR
They Might Be Giants
What: The Grammy-award winning band plays family-friendly tunes from Here Come the ABCs and Here Come the 123s.
Why: Sounds big.
When: Sat., 2 p.m.
Where: Knight Concert Hall, 1300 Biscayne Blvd. (305-949-6722).

Photo: Courtesy of Lolo’s Children’s Wear Boutique

Hey, kid, welcome. Make yourself at home.

Wallpaper by PaperBoy Interiors

TV Host No. 1: You’re watching Girls Gone Styled. We’re live at Princess Playground, where dozens of little misses are slouching around in baggy sweatpants and T-shirts.

TV Host No. 2: Even a twirl on the monkey bars can’t erase their glassy-eyed stares. These ladies need a pick-me-up.

1: Help is on the way. Designer Christine Johnston just launched Stun, her first collection for girls sizes 2 to 12. Watch as the cotton dresses and separates are introduced to the crowd.

2: Trim-fit shorts! Poppy-pattern halters! The girls are screaming for bold, graphic threads inspired by ’60s and ’70s wallpaper prints and simple, Audrey Hepburn-esque silhouettes.

1: They’ve abandoned the sandbox for ruffle-neck tanks and coral-colored frocks. Johnston, already adored for her Wonderboy line for bros, has scored again.

2: Especially because every piece looks equally lovely on the playground or at a party.

1: Now that’s wild.

Available online at smallconcept.com.

25% off Zutano Itzy Bitzy
The itsy-bitsy teeny-weeniest can have big style in Zutano’s collection for newborns and preemies. Choose from mix-and-match kimono tops and bottoms, dresses, one-pieces, and accessories. The discount is site-wide thru Feb. 19; enter code DAILY at checkout.

Photos: Trevor Dixon / Courtesy of Stun; Courtesy of Zutano

As toddlers and pilfered lipsticks prove, a little color goes a long way.

In agreement is husband-and-wife team Catalina Gutierrez and Gonzalo Fuenmayor of Redviolet Creations.

Fuenmayor learned color theory at NYC’s School of Visual Arts and puts his knowledge to work painting modern children’s wall art. The pair’s specialty? Understanding the emotions and physical responses that different hues inspire (they recommend energizing yellows and oranges in the playroom, soothing blues and browns in the nursery).

Designs steer clear of the usual (bye-bye, fairy princesses; hello, friendly hoot owls) and each project begins with a consultation and a sketch, with painting usually completed in a day or two.

That’s on the mark.

Redviolet Creations (305-484-3917 or redvioletcreations.com).

CREATE
Being in My World: a Family Cultural Spot Activity
What: Little Picassos (ages 5-10) make mixed-media, 3-D dioramas based on the story title Being in My World.
Why: Entertainment, instruction, materials, and a snack for just $5.
When: Sat., 1-3 p.m.
Where: Cisneros Fontanals Art Foundation, 1018 N. Miami Ave. (305-455-3339). For reservations, e-mail rsvp@cifo.org.

FLY
Kite Festival
What: Soar to great heights with kite-building classes, flying competitions, music, refreshments, and sky-gazing.
Why: Tails — you win.
When: Sun., noon-5 p.m.
Where: Skyward Kites, 10800 Collins Ave., Haulover Park, Miami Beach (305-893-0906).

SHOP
Liapela
What: Coral Gables’s design-centric children’s store opens a second location.
Why: Good taste heads north.
When: Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sun., noon-5 p.m.
Where: 600 Silks Run, Village at Gulfstream Park, ste. 1280, Hallandale Beach (305-441-0658).

Photo: Courtesy of Redviolet Creations

You’d know her hunger cry anywhere. Unless she was in the company of a runaway freight train. Then it’d be hard to tell the difference.

Quench her thirst with these little helpers.

Tommee Tippee
The Closer to Nature collection, developed with midwives and breastfeeding moms, makes weaning easier with dome-shaped baby bottles, extra-wide nipples, pacis, spill-proof cups, and more. For the toddling set, Explora’s BPA-free training and sippy cups contain valves that limit little Thirstypants (4 months and up) from sucking down too much at once.

Weil Baby
You might think the sleek bottles are all style and no substance, but Dr. Andrew Weil’s proprietary one-piece venting system keeps air bubbles from passing through. That means less gas and spit-up for the little sucker. But it’s the toxin-free silicone pacifiers we’re hoarding: The oversize, curved design keeps the paci from dropping out of her mouth all night long.

So baby sleeps more. And life sucks less.

Tommee Tippee and Weil Baby available online at babiesrus.com.

25% off Zutano Itzy Bitzy
The itsy-bitsy teeny-weeniest can have big style in Zutano’s collection for newborns and preemies. Choose from mix-and-match kimono tops and bottoms, dresses, one-pieces, and accessories. The discount is site-wide thru Feb. 19; enter code DAILY at checkout.

Before your Baby Einstein said “mama” or “dada,” he busted out “laptop.”

Not surprising, considering the hours you logged googling “lose ten pounds fast” since his arrival.

Give him his first real byte of technology with KneeBouncers.com. Created by two dads, the site features eighteen toddler-friendly games (we’re using that term very loosely) he can play while snuggling on your lap.

The colorful animations advance every time he presses a key — any key — and cover everything from ABC’s and 123’s to shapes and music.

You’ll want to add a game of your own. It’s called let’s see how gently you can tap the keyboard, baby.

Available online at kneebouncers.com.

25% off Eebee DVDs and Dolls
He’s too young for candy hearts, so show your little valentine love with these educational (hello, texture exploration) toys for babes as young as 6 months. Enter code DAILY25; thru Feb. 11, while supplies last.

Photos: Courtesy of KneeBouncers; Courtesy of Every Baby Company

The best way to describe the sticker, glitter art, and construction paper creations covering your walls: surreal.

Exhibit more mature taste with a Vanity Portrait by Tessie DeFelice.

The Miami-based artist uses found objects, pigments, and resins to transform a photograph of your child into an intensely personal piece of art. DeFelice even incorporates your kiddo’s scribbles into the collage or uses them to inspire creative direction.

The results: a one-of-a-kind piece that captures his spirit.

And leaves a lasting impressionism.

Tessie DeFelice (786-210-4400 or tessiedefelice.com).

BAKE
Valentine Cooking Class for Families
What: Parents and kids prepare molten chocolate cake, chocolate-covered strawberries, and kisses cookies.
Why: Sweet nothings.
When: Sat., 10 a.m.-noon.
Where: Biltmore Hotel, 1200 Anastasia Ave., Coral Gables (305-913-3131).

ASK
The Baby Guru
What: A free Q&A with 3 Day Sleep Solution creator Davis Ehrler.
Why: Tips from A to Zzz.
When: Thurs., 11 a.m.
Where: Baby Posh Garage, 18060 W. Dixie Hwy., Aventura (305-932-9655).

PLAY
St. Stephen’s Art Show
What: Kids’ activities include face painting, smock making, and a mix-your-own-CD music station.
Why: Take it to art.
When: Sat.-Mon., 9 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: St. Stephen’s Episcopal Church, 2750 McFarlane Rd., Coconut Grove. Info at 786-399-9669.

Illustration: Courtesy of Tessie DeFelice

You’ll always cherish baby’s first steps, words, and kisses. But other things you’d rather forget (here’s looking at you, colic, bum rash, and random acts of biting).

Put everything on the record with Star RM’s This Is Your Book. The arty baby journal was designed by Chicago creative Ryan Maconochie, who wanted a quirky way to preserve memories after the birth of his daughter.

No too-precious teddy bear illustrations here; instead, you’ll find hand-drawn faces of U.S. presidents (circle the one from bambino’s birth year) and world maps (pencil in the countries at war). You can also jot down current stats, such as the price of a six-pack and the dollar-to-euro exchange rate.

Of course there are slots for basics (height, weight, hair color), plus space to draw family trees and paste pictures. With 122 pages, you won’t lack room to reminisce.

That doesn’t bite.

Available online at lulu.com. For more information, go to starrm.com.

25% off Eebee DVDs and Dolls
He’s too young for candy hearts, so show your little valentine love with these educational (hello, texture exploration) toys for babes as young as 6 months. Enter code DAILY25; thru Feb. 11, while supplies last.

Photo: Courtesy of Star RM; Courtesy of Every Baby Company

Housekeeping Memo
To: Andrea
From: The Stuffy Family
Re: Breathing Easy

Glad to have you on the job. There’s a lot of sneezing and nose blowing in our home this winter, so get to work clearing the air. (We tried but ended up with jammed windows and a bad case of Swiffer arm.)

But you appear invincible, being a purifier that uses houseplants to sanitize indoor air. The Harvard prof who coinvented you found a genius way to speed up a plant’s natural filtration process. We simply drop in flora (aloe, peace lilies, and spider plants work best) and you draw in pollutants, including toxic gases. A whisper-soft fan pushes out fresh wafts.

You’re an eco dream, with no replaceable filters and low energy consumption. A looker, too: Designed in Paris, you resemble a modern terrarium rather than a machine.

Report directly to the nursery.

Hopefully, your first days will really suck.

Available online at amazon.com. For more information, go to andreaair.com.

25% off Babysusu
Let’s hear it for the boys. The New York designer’s modern threads for misters (Liberty-print shirts, cashmere hoodies, chino jackets) are marked down site-wide. Thru Feb. 11; enter code dailycandy.

Photos: Veronique Huygne / Courtesy of Andrea Air; Courtesy of Babysusu